Sublimation

January 5, 2008

I really feel like making someone give me a blowjob while I hold a knife to her throat.

Since that isn’t going to happen tonight, I am baking a cake.  

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  1. Cake good.

    Original thought better.

    I’m going to go take a cold shower now.

    Comment by Rona — January 5, 2008 @ 10:42 am

  2. (oh, and in case that wasn’t clear, that was my version of offering to volunteer)

    Comment by Rona — January 5, 2008 @ 10:46 am

  3. I guessed. (And offer accepted. I expect stripey socks.)

    Comment by Victor — January 5, 2008 @ 10:51 am

  4. Your wish is my command ;)

    Comment by Rona — January 5, 2008 @ 11:16 am

  5. Oh gosh … now I really wish I was seeing Adonis anytime soon, so he could do just that to me. Lovely mental image - I’ll be fantasising to that tonight!

    xx Dee

    Comment by Curvaceous Dee — January 5, 2008 @ 12:52 pm

  6. Umf.

    Uh.

    I was going to make a brainy comment to one of your other posts.

    Like the one about consent.

    I am instead now calculating what restrictions I would place on a boy who asked this of me.

    Also, I love the way your brain works.

    Comment by Demonezade — January 15, 2008 @ 12:04 am

  7. I think I love you. Forced blow jobs and cake in one post?!

    Comment by Wendy — January 15, 2008 @ 10:45 am

  8. Demonezade: I am glad you approve of my brain. I also *beam* with having gotten you all distracted.

    Wendy: Great. Now I need to find some way to have my cake and be eaten, too.

    Comment by Victor Alcazar — January 16, 2008 @ 4:41 am

  9. Goodness, Victor!
    You sure do know how to get a girl all hot & bothered…
    Problem is, I’m at work!

    Comment by misskitty_79 — January 16, 2008 @ 2:35 pm

  10. Kitty. I do apologize. (For values of apologize that are pro-forma because in fact it pleases me greatly to do that to you.)

    Comment by Victor Alcazar — January 16, 2008 @ 9:44 pm

  11. Lol, you know, I was just talking to a partner who was joking about when he was playing scrabble for blowjobs, and I was blowing him during the game, and he said “You know, if someone had handed me a sandwich right then, I would have died a happy man”

    Comment by Wendy — January 17, 2008 @ 2:15 pm

  12. I would prefer cake to sandwiches, but I understand the thought. (Of course, I have more than one friend who celebrates steak and blowjob day in March.)

    Also… Scrabble for blowjobs? (loser needs to give as many as points lost by?)

    Comment by Victor — January 18, 2008 @ 12:40 am

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