Conversations on a Couch
"For the longest time I had only heard of you, and thought you were kind of sketch."
"Heard of me from [The Elfling]?"
"And [the Artist]."
"And you’ve decided I’m not sketch?"
"No, I kind of developed a crush on you since I met you instead."
"That’s sweet, but I’m a terrible person to develop a kind of crush on. I live in another city, I’m non-monogamous,…"
"I know, but I was wondering if we could discuss sex and possibly dating."
"Can we do it another time when we are sober and awake?"
"OK."
